Published work

Forty-seven brands, taken apart in public

Most consultants show you six summary cards with a percentage on each. These are complete audits of well-known brands, published in full and free to read. It is the closest thing to watching me work before you decide whether to hire me.

  • Published in full
  • Global and local brands
  • No email required
  • MSc Psychology
  • No client data used
47Full audits
150k+Words
$0To read them
100%Public brands
What is in them

What each audit actually does

01

Names the mechanism

Not “great branding”. The specific thing being done, what it is called, and the research behind why it works on people.

02

Follows it to the money

How the psychological move connects to what the business earns, rather than stopping at an interesting observation.

03

Says what is uncomfortable

Several of these brands do things I would not advise a client to copy. The audits say so, which is why they are worth reading.

04

Local as well as global

Khaadi, Meezan, HBL, Careem, Jazz, Ufone, Daraz and Foodpanda alongside Netflix, Nike and Tesla — because the Pakistani market is not a footnote to the American one.

05

Complete, not summarised

Every one is published in full. There is no gated version, no email wall, and no shorter public edition.

06

No client work

All public brands, from public material. Nothing a client told me in confidence appears anywhere in them.

The list

All forty-seven, in full

Every one is free to read on this site, complete. Ordered most recent first.

BrandWhat the audit is about
Nvidia Psychology AuditHow a Component Nobody Sees Became a Cult Consumer Brand
Khaadi Psychology AuditHow a Handloom Shop Built Pakistan's Most Powerful Sale Frenzy
Anthropic & Claude Psychology AuditHow "Safety First" Became the Most Profitable Positioning in AI
Meezan Bank Psychology AuditHow Faith, Not Marketing, Made Pakistan's Most Profitable Bank
7 Brew Psychology AuditHow a Drive-Thru Coffee Stand From Arkansas Grew 744% and Started Beating Starbucks at Its Own Game
Johnson & Johnson Psychology AuditHow the World's Most Trusted Brand Built an Empire on a Baby's Smell, and How It Lost It
Red Bull Psychology AuditHow an Undrinkable Syrup Became the World's Most Brilliant Identity Machine
Tesla Psychology AuditHow One Man's Personality Became a $800 Billion Brand (And Why That's Now the Biggest Risk in Business)
McDonald's Psychology AuditHow a Toy in a Box Built the Most Powerful Behavioral Machine on Earth
Shein Psychology AuditHow a $3 Top Built the Most Addictive Shopping Machine Ever Made (And Why It's Now Breaking)
Qatar Airways Brand Psychology AuditThe Science of Precision Luxury and Privacy
Emirates Brand Psychology AuditHow an Airline Engineered the Ultimate Lifestyle Brand
Rhode Brand Psychology AuditHow Hailey Bieber Built a Minimalist Skincare Empire on Scarcity and "Masstige"
Labubu & Pop Mart Brand Psychology AuditThe $15 Billion "Blind Box" Empire Built on Gambling Psychology and Cuteness
BYD Brand Psychology AuditHow a $3,500 Battery Startup Became the World's Largest Electric Vehicle Company and Dethroned Tesla
Grand Theft Auto Psychology AuditWhy GTA VI Took 13 Years & Cost $2 Billion
Nike Brand Psychology AuditHow "Just Do It" Became the World's Most Powerful Psychological Trigger in Sports Marketing
Psychology Behind Saudi Aramco's Global Dominance
Nestlé Brand Psychology AuditHow the World's Largest Food Corporation Engineers Consumer Behavior Through Trust, Habit & Emotional Anchoring
Ufone Brand Psychology AuditHow Pakistan's "Tum Hi Tou Ho" Network Wins Hearts Through Humor & Emotional Bonding
Spotify Brand Psychology AuditHow the Algorithm Knows You Better Than You Know Yourself
The Psychology Behind Artistic Milliners' 77-Year Denim EmpireA Complete Brand Audit
Reliance Jio Brand Psychology Audit26 Hidden Principles Behind India's $22 Billion Telecom Revolution
HBL Brand Psychology Audit25 Hidden Psychology Principles Exposed
The Psychology Behind Careem's $3.1 Billion Empire60+ Consumer Behavior Secrets Exposed
Jazz Brand Psychology AuditHow Jazz Uses Mobile Marketing Psychology to Drive 75M+ Subscribers
Foodpanda Psychology AuditHow Foodpanda Uses UX Psychology to Drive Orders
The Dopamine Design Strategy of TikTok
The Consumer Psychology Behind Daraz's E-commerce Success
Why Gen-Z Loves Zero LifestyleA Consumer Behaviour Audit
The Psychology Behind Netflix's Success

Why they are free

A case study exists to answer one question: can this person actually do the work? A summary card with “+340% conversions” on it does not answer that, because you cannot check it and it tells you nothing about how the person thinks.

Forty-seven complete audits do answer it. You can read one, disagree with it, and decide on that basis — which is a much better way to choose who to hire than trusting a number on a card.

They are also the honest version of a portfolio

Client work is usually confidential, and a consultant's portfolio is often a list of logos with no way to tell what they actually did. Public brands solve that: the subject is visible to everybody, so the only thing being judged is the quality of the thinking.

How to read one of these

They are not case studies in the marketing sense, and they are not brand cheerleading. Each one asks a single question: what is this company doing to the person on the other side, and does it work for the reason everybody assumes?

Often it does not. Several of these audits conclude that the famous explanation for a brand's success is the wrong one, and that something less flattering and more interesting is doing the actual work. Those are the ones worth reading first, because agreeing with a popular story teaches you nothing.

Read one before you contact me

Pick a brand you already know well and see whether you think I got it right. If you disagree with the reasoning, you have learned something useful about whether we would work well together, and you learned it before spending anything.

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  • Where it works and where it is wasted
  • What is ethically exposed
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The first 31, sequenced and printable

  • Every audit in one 358-page document
  • Grouped by the mechanism, not by brand
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FAQs

Case study Questions

What these audits are, and what they are not.

Are these real clients?

No, and deliberately. Every one is a public brand audited from public material. No client work appears here, because client work is confidential and a portfolio full of logos tells you nothing about how somebody thinks.

Why give away this much for free?

Because it answers the only question that matters when you are choosing who to hire, and a summary card with a percentage on it does not. You can read one, disagree with it, and decide on that basis.

Can I buy them as a book?

Yes, the first thirty-one are collected into a single 358-page document, grouped by mechanism rather than by brand. The individual articles stay free on this site and the listing says so.

Would my audit be published?

No. Client audits are private. These are public brands precisely so that there is something publishable.

How long does one of these take you?

Each is a few days of reading and writing. The published ones average around five thousand words.

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